I haven't done this in a while, but glossing over my Google Analytics will always provide a laugh. So let's see what people were searching for and how they arrived at RunColo.
Metro State Class Locations - I guess those Metro students are having a tough time finding their classroom.
Tyler Scholl Gymnastics - Really, gymnastics?
Pictures of Women Wearing Moccasins - Really who doesn't love a good photo of a lady in a sweet pair of moccasins.
Who Fixes Homelessness? - Hickenlooper, that's why we installed those meters downtown.
What is the best Nike running shoe for a 350lb guy? - Moccasins all the way dude!
Why Shouldn't you Refrigerate Nesquik? - Wait... always, I mean always refrigerate your Nesquik.
Do the Tarahuman (sic) Stretch? - Does a lion limber up before he takes down a gazelle?
Who Fixes Homelessness? - Hickenlooper, that's why we installed those meters downtown.
What is the best Nike running shoe for a 350lb guy? - Moccasins all the way dude!
Why Shouldn't you Refrigerate Nesquik? - Wait... always, I mean always refrigerate your Nesquik.
Do the Tarahuman (sic) Stretch? - Does a lion limber up before he takes down a gazelle?
Pittbrownie Blogspot - I have to assume that's JT's mom looking for his blog, who else could it be?
Kate Gosselin Vegas Marathon Hotel - Brownie?
Who Writes for RunColo? - We could tell ya, but then we'd have to kill ya.
Why did Jenn Shelton and Billy Bonehead split up? - Check TMZ
Why do 60 Year Old Runners Slow Down? - Guessing you never took Biology 101?
Why Do Men Wear 3/4 Length Tights? - Justin, I've told you before, that I like them, let's drop it ok.
What is the Distance of a 7k? - It's seven kilometers
What Does a Mile 2 Sign Mean? - It means you have reached the two mile point in a race.
Why Has it Been So Difficult for Me to Run? - I hope Google helped this guy out, sounds like he is having a rough go at it.
Girl Who Was Naked in American Flyers Movie? - Easy, Jennifer Grey.
Stop a Dog who is Charging Me? - 900 RPM AR
Why is there a Shawshank Redemption Marathon on? - Because it's a great movie, come on.
Grandmas Marathon Why Change to Powerade? - This one is easy, because Ultima sucks!
Why Should You Tie your Shoe? - Seriously?
Kara Ford Legs - Not sure on this one.
Terry Moody Legs - They are nice.
Heather Utrata - As expected, but notice no one searched for Heather Utrata + Legs.
How Big is the Endurance Sports Market - Umm, it's big.
10 Hottest Women Beck Michael - Becki Michael, I assume.
Kill Shot on a Deer - The lungs, duh.
Hot Female Marathoners - Yes, RunColo is your authoritative source.
My Sweaty Socks - Sorry, we can't help you sir, but I suggest washing them.
Kate Gosselin Vegas Marathon Hotel - Brownie?
Who Writes for RunColo? - We could tell ya, but then we'd have to kill ya.
Why did Jenn Shelton and Billy Bonehead split up? - Check TMZ
Why do 60 Year Old Runners Slow Down? - Guessing you never took Biology 101?
Why Do Men Wear 3/4 Length Tights? - Justin, I've told you before, that I like them, let's drop it ok.
What is the Distance of a 7k? - It's seven kilometers
What Does a Mile 2 Sign Mean? - It means you have reached the two mile point in a race.
Why Has it Been So Difficult for Me to Run? - I hope Google helped this guy out, sounds like he is having a rough go at it.
Girl Who Was Naked in American Flyers Movie? - Easy, Jennifer Grey.
Stop a Dog who is Charging Me? - 900 RPM AR
Why is there a Shawshank Redemption Marathon on? - Because it's a great movie, come on.
Grandmas Marathon Why Change to Powerade? - This one is easy, because Ultima sucks!
Why Should You Tie your Shoe? - Seriously?
Kara Ford Legs - Not sure on this one.
Terry Moody Legs - They are nice.
Heather Utrata - As expected, but notice no one searched for Heather Utrata + Legs.
How Big is the Endurance Sports Market - Umm, it's big.
10 Hottest Women Beck Michael - Becki Michael, I assume.
Kill Shot on a Deer - The lungs, duh.
Hot Female Marathoners - Yes, RunColo is your authoritative source.
My Sweaty Socks - Sorry, we can't help you sir, but I suggest washing them.
Melissa (sic) Christian Hottest Olympic Trials - Sorry, Justin had her at #6
Sexy Wife Moccasins - Ok, that might have been my own Googling.
Kung Fu Shoes for Minimalist Running - Just in case you have to fight someone, while you're out on your long run.
Mind Blowing Funny Pictures - Remember, when funny pictures are not funny enough, make sure you qualify your search with "mind blowing."
Kung Fu Shoes for Minimalist Running - Just in case you have to fight someone, while you're out on your long run.
Mind Blowing Funny Pictures - Remember, when funny pictures are not funny enough, make sure you qualify your search with "mind blowing."
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